.”The cop says, “I’m not talking to you. Talk to the chief.”5 hours later, the cop checks on the cell and says to the guy, “Don’t worry, t...e chief is marrying off his daughter today. He’ll be in a good mood.”The guy says, “Don’t be too sure. I’m the groom.”What do you call a white bear that has sex with both male and female bears?Bi-polar.Why are tennis players such bad paramours?Because for them, Love is nothing...These are compliments of J & B. Yes they could be repeats but they funny, read. Having said that, All my stories are true, even the ones I make up. Copyright 2007 L_D_Darrow * Laura was waiting patiently for me. I suspected she wasn’t near as drunk as the rest. ‘You don’t like beer?’ I asked as I sat. ‘Not all that much. But really I wanted time to spend alone with you. You could screw any of us here tonight, why aren’t you?’ ‘It would be takin’ advantage of you, you’re all lonely girls and even a few beers can affect your judgment. I don’t do that.’ She got up, a little. I want to thank my officers personally and also I want to know what you intend to do with them. On a previous occasion some of them got poorly dealt with. Oh, I agree, even without the "Bonaventura", they have done well by us but we can't be too open with our thanks or we'll tip that bucket of worms over but I am concerned with their professional futures."Sir Thomas started,"If the Admiralty Court condemns "Bonaventura" as a ... oh alright Ma'am," in response to a Royal Frown, "the prize money. And then I was breathless in anticipation as he slowly, achingly slowly descended further to lave kisses and licks on the tops of my breasts. He paused there, teasing me, until I couldn't take it anymore. The hand he'd put above my head moved of its own accord, tangling into the rumpled sandy mess of hair on his head and dragging him to my aching nipple.His tongue tentatively flickered out to graze the over-wrought nub at the same time that he flicked the opposite one with his fingers, and I.
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